
07-20-2003, 03:58 AM
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Steph has thought about the bids . . .
Steph offers Booger his fantasy position, his fantasy weekend, lots of seafood, lots of creamy sauce pasta (even tho' she's vegan)
STEPH RAISES THE STAKES
she'll offer him that pasta bolognese shite that has bacon in it that is to die for the meat eaters in the auction
PLUS
she'll get piercings anywhere Booger deems necessary
PLUS
some Dom Peringon
plus all that seafood CRAP (intentionally meant to write crap there)
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07-20-2003, 08:16 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Launceston , Tasmania, Australia
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I offer a carton of vegemite
a slab of fosters
a real aussie barbeque with steak and shrimps
and a trip to the AFL Grand final complete with pie and sauce
No piercings required
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07-20-2003, 08:33 AM
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~Imaginary lover~
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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I'll Bid $ 20.00 (He makes damn good homemade ice cream)
A night with me in his dungeon and he can wear the boots and spurs
A personal massage
His own private Hot Tub
And a night with Vicious Tease ( I'm sure I can talk her into this) hehe
Top that Steph!  LOL!
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07-20-2003, 09:30 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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Well now.....wait a minute!
I gotta get in on this even if I wasn't there initially........But I have to know this first.........
Does Booger get to choose the winner or the auctioneer (Steph)? Sounds like she's got the inside track if she get's to choose! *giggle*
OK....here's my bid.....
*opening my wallet and waiting for all the moths to fly free*
Some outdated coupons
A platinum Discover card with a low balance (I think)
*checks the kitchen*
Some banana's that have just ripened nicely
A half full (or half empty....depending on how you look at it) bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup
A new omelet pan (cause I can't turn an omelet to save my ass)
Fresh tomatoes from my garden (still on the vine)
Me in that maids outfit I wore on Valentine's Day (snuck that one in there...*EG*
A melon baller (?????????........hey! It was in the drawer and I never use it)
A capfull (all that's left in the bottle) of Mr. Bubble bubble bath
$13.26 (don't forget the platinum Discover card)
All the eggs he could ever want.....farm fresh....from the farm just 1 mile down from me!
Some marshmallow fluff and peanut butter
Oh hell..........and a partridge inna pear tree (of which I have 2 pear trees, so we might get more partridges than we bargained for!)
OK.........How'm I doing?
P.S. Booger? Don't go for the vegemite from gg...I hear tell it's similar to tar!
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07-20-2003, 09:49 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Alright... need to up the offer... tho I think I might have a tough time exceeding cowgirltease... but I will give it a go.....here is my latest
Two cases of Redi Whip (up from One)
Two Flats of Strawberries (Up from One)
One weekend with me as you control the remote on my bullett (Up from one day)
No clothes
High Heels
Strawberry, Hot Cherry, and Peach Motion Lotion
A variety of Candles
A Bubble Bath for you while I soap up all your wonderful parts.
1 Bottle of Champagne with strawberries to go with it
Satin Sheets
New Pillows
A box of envelopes (with stamps)
25 bucks
40 Licks
10 Spanking (give or recieve)
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07-20-2003, 10:20 AM
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OK
It’s easy to see that the self appointed auctioneer is also going to write the directions of applications. Seeing that I had a slightly different function in mind I have to drop out of the bidding.
(NO WAY are the satin sheets available!)
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07-20-2003, 11:43 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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<hoping no one else bids> 
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07-20-2003, 05:57 PM
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*Runs in late waving her change purse* shit Jennaflowers means business *sits down to watch Booger shake his money maker*
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07-20-2003, 07:02 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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ok just to sweeten the pot I've just got done shaving both ends
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07-20-2003, 07:10 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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My bid remains..
bidding ends at 8 p.m........... but which time zone?????
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07-20-2003, 07:25 PM
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Suprise Me
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***still sitting on my hands, starting to breath erratically now***
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07-20-2003, 07:40 PM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
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Sunday 7:29 pm...central
i bid......
a plane ticket to Texas (maybe round trip)
a free rental ( car or truck of your choice to drive while down here)
a place to stay...(the other side of my bed)
7 dinners (homecooked or take out)
the house wine of Texas(as much as you want)
2 pair of handcuffs
a blindfold
1 can of redi whip
a bunch of strawberrys
a trip to the local novality shop/toy shop with a 200.00 charge account
a strip tease
50 licks
50 sucks...from me...
25 spankings ( give or receive)
a number of candles
bubble bath in coconut scent
all the ooohhhs and aaaaaawwwwwwwws you can muster.
all the "oh baby" and "moaning" I can muster.
all the practice your body can handle in the cowgirl position, if you promise to "pounce" at least once.
also to see how well my backdoor opens.
and at least two time-outs to be sent to my room and punished.
ok...now try and beat that!!!!!!
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07-20-2003, 07:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jennaflower
My bid remains..
bidding ends at 8 p.m........... but which time zone?????
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As is probably obvious now  I don't have a clue about auctions . . . if the bidding continues at this pace, I might extend if for a bit longer (maybe until Booger faints or something!) . . .
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07-20-2003, 08:21 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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Comes in to end this...
*Drops his pants and bends over*
That oughta do it.
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07-20-2003, 08:41 PM
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Booger Lama
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nice try skipthisone but I still think txgrneyes has you beat
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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