We did this last year for Halloween so everyone come to my party in a costume and sex it up....I will start the story, just come in and give a paragraph or two...

The first 4 guests appear at Skip's abode and read the sign on the door:

"Leave your keys in the 1st bowl and take a condom out of the second bowl and enter with a smile"

I stand at the front door welcoming the 1st four guests in their sexy costumes and hand each one a glass of champagne. I am in my just dry cleaned spider-man costume (that last party left it crusty) and smiling at each lovely pixie as they walk in. The corner of my eye captures some sexy thang walking up the steps and before I can even swivel my head my spider-sex sense goes crazy and I begin to mumble like an idiot....

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