So, Friday afternoon, these men and women in white masks strapped me down, knocked me out and stole my appendix. haven't seen it since.

Thing is, I ahve a fairly high pain tolorence. For instance, when I was released from the hospital Saturday, the doctor offered to send me home with Percoset; I told him I wasn't really in pain, and would rather avoid the narcotics if I could get away with not having them. He said "OK, take some advil if you think you need it." I've taken two since then, other than that, haven't had to take anything.

But when I went tot he urgent care place to try and figure out what was keeping me in place, the doctor there had me screaming-literally. I told her at one point that if she was going to probe me again, I need to know what her safeword was. She claimed she didn't have one. Then she told me I didn't belong there, and she was calling an ambulance to get me to the ER at the local hospital.

But I'm home now, and just as smart-assed as ever.

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