Where I've been lately
 

So, Friday afternoon, these men and women in white masks strapped me down, knocked me out and stole my appendix. haven't seen it since.

Thing is, I ahve a fairly high pain tolorence. For instance, when I was released from the hospital Saturday, the doctor offered to send me home with Percoset; I told him I wasn't really in pain, and would rather avoid the narcotics if I could get away with not having them. He said "OK, take some advil if you think you need it." I've taken two since then, other than that, haven't had to take anything.

But when I went tot he urgent care place to try and figure out what was keeping me in place, the doctor there had me screaming-literally. I told her at one point that if she was going to probe me again, I need to know what her safeword was. She claimed she didn't have one. Then she told me I didn't belong there, and she was calling an ambulance to get me to the ER at the local hospital.

But I'm home now, and just as smart-assed as ever.

Glad you are on the mend. Feel all better soon.

gekkogecko,

Good to learn that is in the past. :thumb:

Welcome back.

Hope you're all better soon! And glad that there was no effect on your smartassery. :D

Did they tell you how soon your appendix will grow back? ;)



Glad to hear you're recovering. :thumb:

Have you asked for the video of the theft?

Glad you're back and ok gg.

No, but I was thinking...in Maryland, upon request, an auto mechanic is required to return any used parts on your car he replaced. Maybe I should have asked for the appendix, make sure it was really as bad as it was reported to be. (Then again, there was definitely something there had me in screaing pain that doesn't now).

A friend of mine insists I should have had the thing bronzed.

I'm glad they don't take asses at the same time they take appendices! :yikes:


Welcome back! Glad you're better! :x:

Ooooh, now that's one thing I've never had to go to a hospital for, wish you hadn't have had to go through it. Glad you're back and ok though. :nod:

Sorry to hear that GG, maybe they sold it on the black market.

Glad your home and feeling better.

So GG, you are in pain, they take a part out, you feel alot better, so that is how it works.

Nice to see you home safe and ?sound?.

You can get by without the appendix.


Just as long as they didn't steal your table of contents & footnotes at the same time, you'll be fine.