Texas Women


Texas women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Texas twang.

Texas women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank-you"

Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Texas women know their summer weather report:
Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades

Texas women know their three R's:
$$$$$$$ Rich
$$$$$$$$$ Richer
$$$$$$$$$$$ Richest

Texas women know their vacation spots:
Colorado
Las Vegas
any place that has a/c

Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Skinney Dippin
Hard workin men

Texas women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah

Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Something to talk about
Hope Floats
Steel Magnolias

Texas women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Texas women know their country breakfasts:
Fried eggs
Country ham
Mouthwatering homemade biscuits

Texas women know their P's & Q's
"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines
"P"unch to "Quench" the thirst

Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas
charm:
Dallas
Austin
San Antone (That's San Antonio for out-of-staters)

Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Men in Wranglers.

Texas girls ! know the ir prime real estate:
The Ranch
The Beauty Salon
A Country Club (that is the dance halls)

Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers

If you're a male, you hug that Texas woman of yours and say
"I'm a lucky man"
3 times out loud. If you're a transplant, FAKE it....we know you
got here as fast as you could. After all you had to figure out the meanings of

over yonder
just down a bit
and at the fork in the road...

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.