11-29-2002, 01:10 AM
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Originally posted by BiSexyBabeDD
OZZY'S commitment to his wife and family is something i envy.There is nothing fake or phony about it.In my eyes OZZY still rocks ,maybe not like he use to lol
but i admire him for putting his life out in the open like that.
Ok enough rambling....
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Of course he did try to murder his wife, Sharon. Just a thought.
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11-29-2002, 01:54 AM
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Made in England
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so...what is the Cabury secret... and for goodness sake what is so secret about Victoria's Secret......seems everything is right out there!
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11-29-2002, 08:43 AM
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Failed voyeur*
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
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11-29-2002, 09:27 AM
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I owe Ozzy&Elvis a great deal!They're one of the reasons that I
never did "hard"drugs!I always figured that with my luck;I would
be walking down the street;10yrs later;and flip out having a
flashback.It might have happened;but I never heard of anyone
having a flashback; from pills or pot;so I stuck mostly with them!
I also drank alot & altho most people don't want to admit it;
Alcohol is a drug.I had cocaine once;because it was free!I was
approched;in my motorcycle shop;by certain members of an
(unnamed)motorcycle gang;to sell drugs for them.I refused and
they left it at that.The #1 code in the old motorcycle lifestyle;was
"Don't Rat";so they didn't worry about me telling anyone! Irish
P.S.I used to ;keep going;with "crossroads".I bet people don't
even remember them.
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11-29-2002, 10:42 PM
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SSHHH....It's a secret!
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Why is it when you plan for somthing....say a weekend of fun, sex, romance, did i mention sex...for example....it has to go wrong......my plans usually don't happen, why is it so wrong to want to plan.....****Cries****
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11-29-2002, 11:49 PM
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Booger Lama
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wisper I've always found the best times to be had are unplaned be it a party or sex or whatever
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whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
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11-30-2002, 01:37 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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OK........Whoever thinks that was a Russian water tenacle........raise your hand!
And scotz........Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand!
Oh......and one more thing while I am at it.......
legend! A cat lands on his feet if he is dropped from a high source. He has time to turn his body and prepare for the landing. If he is dropped from a short distance he will land on his back just like you and I.
Just a little experiment I tried once!
OMGGGGGGGGGGG! JK folks........I made sure it was a really tall building! And he didn't have buttered toast strapped to his back either! That would be just downright cruel!!!!!
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11-30-2002, 06:40 PM
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Southern Belle
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Ever seen the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where the nematodes eat his house? His parents come to get him first thing in the morning and his Dad says "Hurry son, your Mother has dinner waiting." What's up with that??
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09-12-2003, 04:06 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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09-12-2003, 05:06 PM
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Just me.
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Why does time go fastest when you're running late?
Why does the urge to pee start right after you flush and get up?
Why do people ask you to do messy things right after you wash your hands?
Why do kids always want to know how far it is to get somewhere, they start asking when you'll leave two minutes after you get there?
Why do pigs smell so bad when they're walking around but bacon and ham smell so good when they're being fried?
Why do you feel most tired when you can't lay down for a nap?
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09-12-2003, 05:12 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Quote:
Originally posted by LixyChick
OMGGGGGGGGGGG! JK folks........I made sure it was a really tall building! And he didn't have buttered toast strapped to his back either! That would be just downright cruel!!!!!
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ROTFLMAO. Lixy, you need to provide Depends or an empty cup with each post. Love ya'. You're someone very special. TY for being you. Mr. Lixy, you're were certainly one very lucky guy. |
09-12-2003, 05:23 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Maybe a pixie lass can tell me why a bra is single but panties are plural???????? How many wives does Scott the trucker from Utah have? How do yo spell CANADA? C eh N eh D eh.....
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09-12-2003, 06:42 PM
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Made in England
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Quote:
Originally posted by lakritze
How many wives does Scott the trucker from Utah have?
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I know! I know! I have intimate knowledge of this! 
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09-12-2003, 10:25 PM
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Banned
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Who's Scott the Trucker?
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09-12-2003, 11:05 PM
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Made in England
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A friend of mine!
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