Random Pixies Thoughts
 

This is a place to post those thoughts that just run through your head or those stupid things you do that you would be too embarasssed to ever say anywhere else.

This is especially tailored for all of us weirdos out there...

You ever sit on the toilet too long thinking and your legs fall asleep???? Hmmmm.

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!

And fallen back to sleep and waking to find myself about to fall over! And then as you try to stand up with your legs asleep your ass sticks to the seat.........hahahaha
Oh yes..been there a few times!

What the hell is the deal with the Osbournes? Just wondering...

I think it is remake of Night of the Living Dead......after seeing Ozzie. Damn he looks like he is dead and just forgot to lay down!

Oh, he's alive alright...his brain cells, on the other hand...

What gets me is how normal he seems next to his family members

Well the gene pool was lacking in lifeguards from the start!

Have you ever stopped to think and then forgot to start again?

Have you ever woke up in the morning and had the greatest idea for an invention......only to lose it as you flush the toliet?

I have always wondered how come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

As a little girl, I always used to wonder why Iceland and Greenland were named the way they were, yet their geographic features and climates didn't match their names at all...I still think it's kind of stupid actually.... :confused: :rolleyes:

Why do people think no one can see them when they pick their nose while driving?

early marketing
 

...as I understandit........ during the age of “discovery”, every European nation wanted to have settlements anywhere they could get them. After finding “Iceland” to be promotional failure, it was decided to give the next target area a more appealing name.
(Pure and simple false advertising):whiteghos

lmao@BIBI

don't shake hands with anybody you meet in the parking lot.

Ok.....

it just happened AGAIN!!!! Who drinks my coffee that I just went to take a sip of????