Me No Speaka Engrish very well. So me find place to learn good engrish.


http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/maps.php


This is a very strange planet.

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Read my lips
Watch all the words that drips
If you not care
Don’t even dare
To say what I am
Without dismiss the picture of me from the canvas

Oh geezzzzzzz!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Boy, am I glad I looked at that.

Morning, Lixy!

And they paid people to study this.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Actually, I thought this was very interesting. When I was in sales...(telemarketing - please, no sponge bricks at me.... it was a long time ago ) I had to telephone all over the nation, and of course, we really didn't know who the puter was dialing....so, I would listen to the dialect of the person that I was speaking with to detect what part of the country they were from... and I was usually right!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

It reminds me of a Linguistics course I did years ago. Our prof would go around the class asking each of us how we pronounced words. Newfoundland has so many dialects that there'd often be several different ways of pronouncing words.

???????? Question 121.What would you call gawking at someone in a lustful mannor? Answer to 121.Life at Pixie's Place.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller