(And just to remind you all... I don't drink. So it wasn't me. )

A 41-year-old Florida man charged with DUI left a very intimate item in a Martin County Sheriff's Office cruiser after rear-ending another driver on February 24.

Kevin Harold Brann "had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out" in the backseat, according to the arrest report.

Brann was taken into custody after rear-ending a car in front of him on U.S. 1 in Hobe Sound. When officers responded to the accident, they noted that he smelled strongly of alcohol and was barely able to stand up or walk. Though he denied drinking, Brann failed roadside sobriety tests and was arrested for DUI.

On the way to Martin County Jail, police said the visibly drunk Brann urinated and "soiled himself" before leaving behind his sex toy in the police vehicle. The officer noted that he turned the item over with Brann's other property at the Martin County Jail.

Brann ultimately scored .409 and .412 on the breathalyzer test -- a limit so high officers had to transport him to Martin Memorial South hospital to be medically cleared. He is being held in Martin County Jail on $5,000 bond.

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