You were a BED?...What would you say during or after your owners had sex on you???


(Stupid question...but I am drinking wine again...lmfao)

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Hope it was better for you two/three ?

Next time a little to the left?
or
How come I always have to sleep in the wet spot?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

My bed would say: " Omg..a little slower please, I'm about to break a few springs here!"

(ON good days that is..)

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Or Turn me over then do that again,

"Damn..she's outta batterries again!!"

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

My bed - "No, No not the wardrobe, don't jump oooofffffffff"

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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

PMPL.......Mine might say,"if it weren't for these damn kids jumping on me I would get no action at all"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

~chuckling~

Hi lilith

Children - the best contraception known to man!!

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

At the preschool I ran we would have troubled teen girls come work for a day and NONE of them ever got pregnant after spending 1 day caring for10 kids. Go figure!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ahah!! Aversion Therapy

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

I'd say to them - "Now that u've gotten off on me, how about now getting off of me!"

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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

My bed... would say...


"blurblblbllblubbbububublllbb"


it's a waterbed....

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my aching springs

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

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up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down......................................

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating