What If?????
 

You were a BED?...What would you say during or after your owners had sex on you???


(Stupid question...but I am drinking wine again...lmfao)

:D :D :D

Hope it was better for you two/three ?

Next time a little to the left?
or
How come I always have to sleep in the wet spot?

My bed would say: " Omg..a little slower please, I'm about to break a few springs here!" :D :D :D

(ON good days that is..) ;) :D

Or Turn me over then do that again,

"Damn..she's outta batterries again!!" :D :D

My bed - "No, No not the wardrobe, don't jump oooofffffffff"

Glyndwr
 

PMPL.......Mine might say,"if it weren't for these damn kids jumping on me I would get no action at all":D

~chuckling~

Hi lilith

Children - the best contraception known to man!!

Glyndwr
 

At the preschool I ran we would have troubled teen girls come work for a day and NONE of them ever got pregnant after spending 1 day caring for10 kids. Go figure!:D

Ahah!! Aversion Therapy

If I was a bed....
 

I'd say to them - "Now that u've gotten off on me, how about now getting off of me!"

My bed... would say...


"blurblblbllblubbbububublllbb"


it's a waterbed....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my aching springs

Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down......................................