Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.

__________________
On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

They should not have fucked over their employees while giving the CEOs outrageous raises. You would not catch me baking a fucking Twinkie either. Corporate just wants to sell off the rights any way. There will still be Twinkies. BTW why is no one mourning their damn Ding Dongs??????

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

[QUOTE=gekkogecko]Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.[/QUOTE



Twinkies are doomed! lol. I ate one once I think.....It won't alter my life lol.

__________________
I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

We are already in World War III.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I shall speculate that the national strike called by the union turned out to be a half-baked idea.

__________________
Eudaimonia

Lil, I mourn the Ding Dong!

Hubby said the whole Hostess shelf was bare except for one squished sad little pack of chocolate donuts. And I couldn't believe that he didn't buy them!

__________________
Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Alas! There shall be no reprieve for Twinkies!

__________________
Eudaimonia

Well that just gets me in the funny bones!

__________________
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Twinkie, twinkie, little cake,
Sad I am that you're no longer baked.
Spongy cake with creamy centers,
Tasty morsels for our dentures.
Now the guys who creamed before,
Are stuck with balls unused and sore.
It's a shame that they can't stroke,
Twinkies gone, there seems no hope.

DB, you truly have a gift for rhyme.

__________________
"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I wish I was a twink again. But, I suspect the years have not preserved me well.

__________________
I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I haven't tried them, but WalMart's Great Value brand makes somethng that looks just like twinkies. Might be worth a try ... if you're so inclined.

Those value brands may have taste and/or texture, but nothing can cum close to the creamy yumminess filling my mouth like my beloved twinkie. I guess I'll have to resort to the old fruitcake

__________________
I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I was 13 the last time I attempted to eat a Twinkie. Hadn't had one in years, and saw them at the corner store and though, "Gosh, I haven't had one of those in a long time...I should get one." Took one bite, was grossed out, and tossed the rest of the package before I left the store's property. Can't believe I ever ate those. I won't miss 'em. Little Debbie Nutty Bars, however, I might fight for.

__________________
OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

XXXII XXXIII XXXIV XXXV XXXVI XXXVII XXXVIII XXXIX

Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

You can wrestle Aqua for those. They are his fave.

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas