I thought what would be your perfect sexual ad...uninhibited and just straight out asking for what you want?


Mine:

Wanted
Sugar Momma, prefered married with older very rich husband
ready to kick and you the sole beneficiary. Into kinky sex and
not afraid to have sex for days on end without leaving the bed-
room. Call me and I'll take you for a test drive.

Now give it a shot.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Wanted:

Energizer Bunny-like man with the desire to please and tease. Must be willing to spend days devoted entirely to sex and interested in trying new and kinky things. Drop me a line and I'll test your stamina

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

Moody Evil Bitch seeks victim ...er I mean playmate
Must not have an allergies to latex, leather, or metals.
Stiff cock, long tongue and an eagerness to please are considered a plus. Please reply to 1-800-DUN-GEON

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

lilth I might just be the man you are looking for

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Wanted:
Woman to engage in sex in numerous positions. Needs to be willing to engage in sexual acts for hours or even days at a time. I will be willing to provide spending money for shopping sprees on Sundays during football seasons. Only interested need apply.

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

Wanted.

Bored sexless housewife looking for long lasting Sex Sessions.
Hours and hours of raw Sex.

Premature ejaculators need not apply.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Wanted, submissive/dominant woman, must be willing to please and be pleased, into shaving, and most things kinky, must not be selfish, boring, are lazy. looks not that important. but are considered!

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Wanted: Lady that likes being plugged into and riding hard things to their natural completion. Ability to accept oral assignments is a plus.

Wanted!!!!!!!..........
Australian man for HOT sizzling fun times.......
Must be able to "blow my mind" as well as "read" it........
Must be willing to sacrifice himself to me FULLY...!!!
I want to come and visit your office, lock the door and sit on your lap...........so if your faint hearted or squirmish.......don't apply.....
Ohhhh.....Especially interested in Scorpians.......
If your up to it.........apply.....
Purrrrr........I don't bite.........hehehe....

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

oh my! that sounds a bit like me Nikki!

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Shepherd for hire. Inquire within.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi