Why has everyone suddenly taken up galloping on cobblestone streets? Even the cats?

I do believe it was a one night stand. Jose does not appear to love me like he did last night


Tell me about your most massive hangover and the culprit who was responsible...

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I will never admit to drinking two bottles of Port and a bottle of Vodka (with orange).

Never, I tell you. Never.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

ummmmmmmmmmmm dont really get them , last time was about 2 yrs ago after a BBQ on that ocasion i had a hangover for 3 days!!! i blame it on the smifnoff , and the beer, and the rum , and the and the and the ...................hehehehehe


~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

In high school, a friend and I used to make a Friday night out of drinking Peachtree on the rocks and going bowling. Our problem was that we kept running out of schnapps, so we kept increasing the amount we'd purchase. It ended when we finished all but two swallows of a 1.75L bottle. Worst hangover of my life, and I wasn't able to even eat a peach until a few years ago.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

<---has a peach pussy.

I've never had a hangover. In fact, I've only be what I would consider "drunk" three times, all with my same best friend. The first time, she was determined that I *should* get drunk, so we ended up with about 15 shots of tequila each--and, somewhere in the middle of that, swimming at the hotel pool and heckling the two men on stage singing at the hotel bar. (She tried to pay me $20 to get up there and sing, "Friends in Low Places," because we were *convinced* I could sing better than they could, but I wasn't *that* drunk.) Around 2:00 in the morning, it all came back up. Unfortunately for her, she didn't do the same thing, and *she* was the one with the major hangover. I was fine.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

When I was 17, I went to party at Ohio State where they had this magical blue punch...which we made by combining vodka, Blue Hawaiian Punch, cheap wine coolers, and grain alcohol....I drank so much of it, I've never been able to stomache wine coolers since.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

:grin:

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

WHY ARE WE BEING QUIET LIL???



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HOW ABOUT I COOK YOU UP A NICE PLATE OF FRIED EGGS, HASH BROWNS AND SAUSAGES????

*gag* I'll just have the hasbrowns please

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lil ~~ want me to send you some White Castles? I have it on good authority that grease helps with hangovers.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

...or maybe a nice greasy pork chop...would you strangle the cat for stomping across the carpet?

Once tried some Comfort of the Southern variety, very fruity tasting going down, the next am at work my friend & I swore that shit off forever...only time in my life I ever felt my tongue needed a shave...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

<whispers> Good morning Lilith and I promise not to slam the door when I leave, BUT.........I JUST GOTTA SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could have been the whiskey.......might have been the gin.......could have been the 3 or 4 six packs I don't know, but look at the mess I"m in..........my heads like I football.....I think I'm gonna die..............singing me oh me oh my............wasn't that a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG...I recall falling in love with a toliet bowl one evening when I was seventeen after partaking in the charms of Southern Comfort.......I was such an easy girl that night.

Next it was a ditch I adored and THEN...." I was doing it in the road." Finally, I recall my friends taking me to the local coffee shop and I just had to feel every stair caress my body! Such a vixen I was that evening.

I have never touched it since and never will.

My 18th birthday party. That was a long time ago so I don't remember what I was drinking but I remember that I woke up in the bathtub and my bestfriend was sleeping on the floor. We never did figure out how we ended up in there.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Makes me think of Jimmy Buffet's hangover amthem...
"My head hurts, my feet stink, & I don't love Jesus,
(oh Lordy it's) that kinda morning, it was that kinda night...
I keep tellin myself my condition is improvin,
& if I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roarin Friday night!"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.