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•What do you call an absent-minded Dúnadain?


Answer :A Space Ranger!
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•How would you ask a Ringwraith for a date?

Answer: "What's a Nazgul doing in a place like this?"
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•What do you say if you bump into a wizard?

Answer: Saruman, I didn't see ya there!!!
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•What did Pippin say as he was carried off by the Uruk-Hai?

Answer: Ouch! You're carrying me in an orcward position!
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•How do Orc’s greet each other?

Answer: With an Uruk Hai five.
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•Who is Frodos favourite musician?

Answer: Sting
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