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Old 11-28-2003, 10:20 AM
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New Medical Research!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONFIDENTIAL

Subject : New contamination possible in most Towns



Recent studies conducted on "aphthous fever" (for which we have just received conclusive results) indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted to humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most Health Board areas. Cases have been reported in Birmingham (3), Stratford (2), Nottingham (4), Derby (1), Wolverhampton (2) and more recently in Coventry (1).

It was observed that the subjects examined were regular consumers of wine and spirits. Most (97.6%) of the subjects would encounter serious problems with their vision when having gone without alcohol for 1 to 2 days on average.

Extended periods without alcohol would seriously affect the individuals reading capabilities. The subjects would also feel a trembling sensation. In extreme cases, individuals would start to hallucinate and see coloured specks when staring at an object for extended periods.

If you encounter any such patients having these symptoms, please contact the Crisis Centre in Coventry immediately.

Our research to date has resulted in a cure, consumption of alcohol every day for 3 months!!!

Please pass this document on to everyone you believe at risk!!!
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