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Old 07-31-2003, 06:01 PM
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Couple plan divorce after bumping into each other at beach

A Romanian couple are planning a divorce after they bumped into each other at a seaside resort while both were pretending to be elsewhere.

The two were talking to each other on their mobile phones when they collided on the beach of Mamaia on the Black Sea, reports the Ziarul daily.

Victor Dragomirescu was complaining how much work he had to do at his parents' house, miles away, and wife Lucica was saying how she was too ill to get out of bed.

Lucica was saying: "I feel worse than ever. I haven't eaten anything since yesterday and I don't think I can stand it any more.

"Thank God we have the mobile phones because I couldn't get out of bed even if for answering the other phone. What about you?"

Victor answered: "Oh, don't ask. If you could just see me I think you wouldn't recognise me. I am all full of dust as I've been to the mill with some corn.

"Now I have to gather the fruit in my mother's yard. I can't look at my hands how horrible they are."

But the discussion ended abruptly when they realised they were standing in front of each other.

The Dragomirescus, from Ploiesti, Prahova county, returned home to try to clear things up but say a divorce is the most likely solution.
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Old 07-31-2003, 06:11 PM
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Old 07-31-2003, 10:04 PM
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