If you're having a domestic disaster,
no one answers the cry for help faster,
I'll always show willing.......
if you've a crack that needs filling
and I don't mean with spackle or plaster.

Now, you know I come from Australia.
as a handyman, I'll never fail ya,
my technique is quite good,
I've got plenty of wood,
so let's get hammered
and then let me nail ya!

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Bronzed Aussie.