11-12-2002, 10:35 AM
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He said......She said.....
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half
drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'.
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me
everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try a different position
tonight?" She Said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another
man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the
mirror.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light
on.
And the number 1 "He said...She said"..
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an
orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
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11-12-2002, 10:45 AM
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Muff Diver extrodinare
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lol , 
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11-12-2002, 10:46 AM
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LOL ... good one!
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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11-12-2002, 10:54 AM
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Oh, these are great. TY for posting.
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11-12-2002, 11:29 AM
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LMAO thanks LoveDiva for a wonderful chuckle. hehe
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11-12-2002, 11:31 AM
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Too funny! TYTYTY  |
11-12-2002, 11:39 AM
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Just me.
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He said, "LoveDiva, those were terrific. I'm ROTFLMAO." |
11-12-2002, 12:07 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Thanks so much, Diva!! I really needed a good laugh. |
11-12-2002, 12:54 PM
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Booger Lama
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LOL
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
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11-12-2002, 01:01 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LMFAO....good one Diva
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11-12-2002, 01:14 PM
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Southern Belle
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Cute! |
11-12-2002, 01:42 PM
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Bastard of Member
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was that funny?
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11-12-2002, 03:50 PM
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It was, Skip!
He said: IŽll drink to that!
She said: I did not say anything!
He said: IŽll drink to that!
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11-12-2002, 04:07 PM
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Creampie Babe
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Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
was that funny?
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I'm with Skip, but I never was into the "battle of the sexes" thing anyway....
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11-12-2002, 04:24 PM
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ass man
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those are funny, I can relate to some of those
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