06-17-2003, 08:37 AM
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#$%^*$#@!
Tell me , what is your typical curse or nasty pissed off saying?
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06-17-2003, 08:40 AM
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Learning to talk sexy
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"purple putrid pond scum!!!" LOL ... don't really use profane or vulgar words outside "bedroom" talk ... like to get inventive with my exclamations though!!!!
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06-17-2003, 08:47 AM
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Bastard of Member
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I tend to say Jimminy Crickets when i am around my kids...otherwise I usually dont limit myself.
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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06-17-2003, 09:22 AM
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Registered User
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Lilith,
"Awshit!"
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Eudaimonia
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06-17-2003, 10:01 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Location: New England
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"Jesus, Mary and Fredrick!"
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-17-2003, 10:28 AM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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any variation on 'fuck me':
fuck me arthritic...
fuck me straight-edge...
fuck me Anglo-Saxon...
fuck me fucked...
fuck me able-minded...
etc., etc., etc...
then there's "oh, fer [insert] fuck's sake!" like...
oh, fer frilly fuck's sake.
oh, fer squirrely fuck's sake.
oh, fer poorly-drawn fuck's sake.
oh, fer helmet-wearin, window-lickin fuck's sake.
you get the idea. but my all-time favorite is what this retired Army Sergeant i knew usta say whenever his kid did sumthin stupid:
"Boy, yer worse than a monkey fuckin a football."
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06-17-2003, 11:29 AM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The town that fun forgot...
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I like:
"Fuck me running backwards" or
"Well I'll just be fucked"
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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd
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06-17-2003, 11:35 AM
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I say "well fuck me sideways"
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06-17-2003, 12:26 PM
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Failed voyeur*
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I say "well fuck me sideways"
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Is that an order or request
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*it's all Christine's fault
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06-17-2003, 12:37 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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Piss on a rope backwards
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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06-17-2003, 01:37 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Various form...usually with a Fuck in it *LOL*
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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06-17-2003, 05:09 PM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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WTF........................or Sheeeeeeeeeet...................or Just plain ole DAYUMMMMMMMMM...................You stupid MFer.
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06-17-2003, 07:46 PM
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Booger Lama
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Location: Michigan
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god damn mother fuckin cock suckin son of a bitch
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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06-18-2003, 05:55 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Location: Pa. USA
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Fuckin, fuck, fuck!
~OR~
Shit, piss, fuck!
~OR~
You motha fuckinwhorebitchbastardfuckinfuckerfuck!
~OR~
Oh geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzewwwwwwww!
LMAO!
At times I sound like a drunken sailor on shore leave.........and yet I can curtail myself when the situation calls for it. The above quotes are usually heard from my kitchen when I spill something or knock something over!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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06-18-2003, 06:40 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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"Oh, shucky durn ... "
I live such a sheltered life.
Litlith, how do you pronounce, "#$%^*$#@! ?"
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