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Tell me , what is your typical curse or nasty pissed off saying?

"purple putrid pond scum!!!" LOL ... don't really use profane or vulgar words outside "bedroom" talk ... like to get inventive with my exclamations though!!!! :)

I tend to say Jimminy Crickets when i am around my kids...otherwise I usually dont limit myself.

Lilith,

"Awshit!"

"Jesus, Mary and Fredrick!"

any variation on 'fuck me':

fuck me arthritic...
fuck me straight-edge...
fuck me Anglo-Saxon...
fuck me fucked...
fuck me able-minded...

etc., etc., etc...


then there's "oh, fer [insert] fuck's sake!" like...

oh, fer frilly fuck's sake.
oh, fer squirrely fuck's sake.
oh, fer poorly-drawn fuck's sake.
oh, fer helmet-wearin, window-lickin fuck's sake.

you get the idea. but my all-time favorite is what this retired Army Sergeant i knew usta say whenever his kid did sumthin stupid:

"Boy, yer worse than a monkey fuckin a football."

I like:
"Fuck me running backwards" or
"Well I'll just be fucked"

I say "well fuck me sideways":p

Is that an order or request ;)

Piss on a rope backwards

WTF........................or Sheeeeeeeeeet...................or Just plain ole DAYUMMMMMMMMM...................You stupid MFer. :)

god damn mother fuckin cock suckin son of a bitch

Fuckin, fuck, fuck!

~OR~

Shit, piss, fuck!

~OR~

You motha fuckinwhorebitchbastardfuckinfuckerfuck!

~OR~

Oh geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzewwwwwwww!

LMAO!

At times I sound like a drunken sailor on shore leave.........and yet I can curtail myself when the situation calls for it. The above quotes are usually heard from my kitchen when I spill something or knock something over!

"Oh, shucky durn ... "

I live such a sheltered life. :D

Litlith, how do you pronounce, "#$%^*$#@! ?"