"She's got legs so strong she could kill a zebra with one kick." -Raul

"Eat sky, caballero!" -Bunny

"I must see movie! Movie good for Ed!" -Ed

"Nobody calls me a coward! 'Spineless mama's boy' I get sometimes, but never a coward." -Bravo

"So it's a joust, is it? We'll have the joustiest joust in all of joustitude, then you'll say, 'Man, that guy can joust.'. ...What's a joust?" -Bravo

"Alright, this battle is yours, Raymond. But's it's only one battle in a great big battley war thingy of lotsa battles." -Bravo

"By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hotsauce to be really, really hot." -A nasty, evil face that appeared in a drop of hotsauce

"Away with you, protuberance of the flesh!" -Rolf

Double D: "Ed... you DO know you have a turtle on your head, right?"

Ed: "Yes, I do, Double D."

"Momma, do we have anything that'll counteract a hyper-acidic digestive enzyme?" -Bravo

Army recruiter: "Are you willing to lay it all on the line to protect and serve your country?"

Bravo: "Uh... I like dodgeball."

Recruiter: "Good answer!"

"This is my lucky potato, Plank. May it serve you well." -Ed

"Ed, let this be a lesson to you: never ingest the tableware." -Double D

Mobster #1: "It's Krusty, alright. You want I should shoot 'im gangland-style or execution-style?"

Fat Tony: "Listen to your heart."

"Finally! I'm totally squirrely!" -Timmy