04-03-2004, 03:45 PM
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Carpe diem
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Sucking cock ... can at times reach the heights of an artform.
His plan backfired when ...
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04-04-2004, 05:56 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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His plan backfired when ... she chose to use the vacuum for sucking. (ouch)
Proceeding ahead ...
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04-04-2004, 07:10 PM
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slightly daft bugger
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Proceeding ahead ... with his plan, he became entangled in the vacuum.
The lesson to be learned ...
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04-04-2004, 10:28 PM
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gurly gurl
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The lesson to be learned...only use the vacuum for sucking dirt.
Sometimes I wish I could just......
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04-05-2004, 03:54 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Sometimes I wish I could just......run around naked all day.
Once upon a time I ...
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04-05-2004, 05:03 PM
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Carpe diem
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Once upon a time I ... found myself in the Land of Good and Plenty I got sex whenever and however I wanted all the time.
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04-05-2004, 05:05 PM
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Just me.
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Practicing incessantly, he ... trained himself to "will an erection" which was a real asset for a male exotic dancer.
Humming to himself ...
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04-05-2004, 10:04 PM
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Carpe diem
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Humming to himself ... was fortunate for everyone else since he couldn't carry a tune.
I hope I'm not late for ...
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04-06-2004, 09:26 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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I hope I'm not late for ... anything since my watch stopped.
I'm ready for anything ...
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04-07-2004, 12:05 AM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
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I'm ready for anything... too bad my body isn't (sigh)
I broke my shoelace...
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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04-07-2004, 02:55 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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I broke my shoelace...restraining that heel.
I just love to ...
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04-08-2004, 10:45 PM
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Not there yet.....
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I just love to.... run my tongue down the middle of her back & bottom.
I love it when...
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04-08-2004, 11:16 PM
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The Doctor
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I love it when Flute Lady plays my flute
How many times have you....
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04-08-2004, 11:21 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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How many times have you run your tongue down the middle of her back and bottom this month?
The last time I had phone sex...
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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04-08-2004, 11:39 PM
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The Doctor
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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The last time I had phone sex I shot 2 feet
The last time I wanted phone sex...
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Come play with me.
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