Necessity being the mother of invention, would the most likely father be creativity or mechanical ability?

I was taken by suprise...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I was taken by suprise...when the aliens landed and invited me to lunch on their spaceship.

Oral sex is as natural as ...

Oral sex is as natural as ... breathing....... breathing deeply

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....seeing if I can masturbate without the other drivers noticing

I like to have sex in public because it's

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I like to have sex in public because it's exciting.... the possibility of getting caught!

The most public place I've had sex is....

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

The most public place I've had sex is....on a local baseball field's first base line

the coolest thing I have ever done is

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

... marry my wife.

The best vacation I ever took was ...

The best vacation I ever took was ...in 1995 to europe for 5 weeks with my best friend

the coolest place i have ever been is

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Near Peoria several years ago the wind chill factor reached -80 degrees. I know that isn't what you meant ... but it was COOL ... COLD actually.

Where's the neatest place you've ever lived?

I have only lived in 3 houses....and now is the one I like best

I am wondering why.....

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I'm wondering why I did the post I did last time.

I call it temporary insanity ...

I call it temporary insanity ..... to live up here in the great white north. Somebody, please warm me up!

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........some sleep.

I call it wildly ambitious to.....

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I call it wildly ambitious to...reserve the Serta Perfect Sleeper mattress warehouse because you think you're going to be making lots of love this weekend.

Someday I will ...

Someday I will ...have just enough money to not have to worry about my bills every month

Today will be.....

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present