More please.

This cleaning stuff is getting in the way of Pixies.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I have a wonderful cleaning tool................she's called Loulabelle

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Uh oh...I'm gonna get outta here before Lou sees that comment!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

~~~~~SWAT~~~~~

*Smacks FussyPucker upside his smartypants head!*


If bees, wasps, hornets or yellowjackets get in your house and you don't have any bug spray.....try a spritz of Formula 409™. They drop to the ground instantly!

Rainy day cure for wet dogs! When they come in the house....rub them down with a Bounce (or any other brand) dryer sheet! Smells better than wet dog hair!

If you have a headache.....drink two glasses of Gatorade and the pain should go away immediately!

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka Seltzer! The product has never been advertised for it.....but if you dissolve two tabs in water at the onset.....and drink it, you are on your way to relief immediately!

Got a splinter? Slather Elmer's Glue over it and let dry....then peel it away and voila!

Oops! Got off the topic again. Well, those were home remedy shortcuts....anyway! I just clean the old fashioned way.......put everything I can in the dishwaser....and throw the stuff out that won't fit!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LOL Lixy, what if your dog is the size of a moose? I'd have to use an entire box of Bounce!

But he smells fresh as a spring day!

Anyone else use their boobs to dust picture frames?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WI~ you have boobs???

OK OK I admit it I have done that

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Mine are only good for small pictures.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Nipples are great for the nooks...not to mention the crannies.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

The only things smaller than my boobs are my nooks and crannies!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.