02-26-2004, 03:19 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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6 men and 1 woman make...for one very happy gal ... and raises Kleenex stock three points. 
Louisiana Woman ... Mississippi Man ... |
02-27-2004, 11:44 PM
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Carpe diem
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Louisiana Woman ... Mississippi Man ...love-making with a soft southern accent.
The last time I drank too much ...
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02-28-2004, 05:32 AM
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The last time I drank too much ... was years and years ago.
The last time I talked to a policeman ....
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02-29-2004, 01:52 AM
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Carpe diem
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The last time I talked to a policeman .... , I'm sure he must have had a malfunctioning radar gun.
The vibrator buzzing ...
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02-29-2004, 04:20 AM
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The vibrator buzzing ... told me someone was having fun.
K-Y Gel on the dresser ...
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02-29-2004, 11:27 AM
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~*~Wild Winged Filly~*~
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K-Y Gel on the dresser...tells me someone is anticipating some fun.
Give someone an inch....
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02-29-2004, 11:39 AM
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gurly gurl
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Give someone an inch.....and damn if they don't want a mile.
Damn if you do....
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02-29-2004, 05:39 PM
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Damn if you do ... because no good deed goes unpunished.
What I'd like to do now is ...
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03-01-2004, 04:31 AM
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Carpe diem
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What I'd like to do now is ... spend a month touring Australia and New Zealand.
Forgetting his rendezvous with her ...
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03-01-2004, 04:36 AM
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Forgetting his rendezvous with her ... was really tough since they were Siamese Twins. (Okay, I'm sorry ... the devil made me do it.  )
Monday always ... |
03-01-2004, 04:41 AM
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Carpe diem
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Monday always ... means horrendous lines in the airport.
Possible the best ...
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03-01-2004, 04:44 AM
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Possibly the best ... time could be had staying in the room with a bottle of wine, dimmed lights, and a loving partner.
(Dang, sounds good to me. )
The reality is ... |
03-01-2004, 04:57 AM
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Carpe diem
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The reality is ... the room's messy, the wine's already been drunk, the lights are bright as hell...and where did that loving partner disappear to? 
The main complaint of the sex education class was ... |
03-01-2004, 05:00 AM
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The main complaint of the sex education class was ... it wasn't co-ed and they didn't schedule any labs.
It's suppose to rain ... |
03-03-2004, 06:59 PM
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It's suppose to rain ...tomorrow and friday
today is hump day so.....
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