I carry a box of Kleenex ...in case I sneeze - why do you?

I need a vacation because

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I need a vacation because my boss is an asshole and I am going to choke him if I dont get some time off soon.

I would love it if someone would...

I would love it if someone would ... save the whales.

If necessary, press the ...

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

If necessary, press the ... button labeled "Press, if necessary."

Place your order ...

Place your order...into the microphone located in the clown's mouth, then drive around to the rear to pick up your food.

Walking in the dark...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Walking in the dark...to pick up the order, he was mugged.

(Don't you hate sad stories? )

Building a deck ...

Building a deck ...is a lost cause for me seeing as I already have one

walking in memphis

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Walking in Memphis is something I would like to do one day.

Walking in the snow....

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Susan

Walking in the snow....can be very peaceful

wandering aimlessly through the rain

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Wandering aimlessly through the rain ... can also be fun ... wet, but fun.

Give me enough rope ...

Give me enough rope ... but aren't there better uses for hemp?


Parading down the street ...

Parading down the street ... the naked couple drew loud applause!

A bird in hand ...

A bird in hand ... will usually peck the hell out of you!

To claim prizes ...

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

To claim prizes ... produce your raffle ticket.

For crying out loud ...

For crying out loud ... cry silently


6 men and 1 woman make...

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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