02-22-2004, 05:27 AM
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I wish I could sleep because ... I'm really feeling tired.
Sex is really fun ...
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02-22-2004, 10:11 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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Sex is really fun ... at all times.
Why do we have to ...
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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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02-22-2004, 11:52 AM
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gurly gurl
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Why do we have to work?
Sex is the best when...
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02-22-2004, 01:53 PM
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Sex is the best when...you're not doing it alone
You can never get enough sex because
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-22-2004, 04:18 PM
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gurly gurl
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You can never get enough sex because it just feels too good!
A good friend once said....
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02-23-2004, 03:12 PM
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Carpe diem
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A good friend once said ... "shins are the part of the body designed to find things in the dark."
Every survival kit should include ...
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02-23-2004, 04:43 PM
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Every survival kit should include ... a lovely young companion to keep the victim company. 
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02-23-2004, 06:30 PM
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Tomorrow is another day for being alive, and well..having sex...
I am waiting for.....
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02-23-2004, 06:39 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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I am waiting for.....that one brief moment that I can get a word in edgewise and somebody will actually listen carefully and truly understand the joke is not a joke....
All the young dudes was a song sung by...
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02-23-2004, 06:42 PM
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All the young dudes was a song sung by David Bowie, and written by him too.
The books you would take to a desert island if you were going to spend the rest of your life there are.......
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02-23-2004, 06:45 PM
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The books you would take to a desert island if you were going to spend the rest of your life there are.......mny by my fave authors to keep me occupied
I'm sure suzy was looking for a better answer but
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-24-2004, 02:55 AM
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I'm sure Suzy was looking for a better answer but ... but in my state of arousal, it was hard to think of anything clever.
Reaching for the doorknob ...
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02-24-2004, 03:42 AM
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Reaching for the doorknob ... is kinda useless in an elevator.
The real reason women use vibrators is ...
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02-24-2004, 08:34 AM
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The real reason women use vibrators is ...they haven't met the pixies men needed to satisfy them
I only eat red jujubes because
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-24-2004, 03:11 PM
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I only eat red jujubes because ... the blue ones clash with my jeans. (Okay, so it's a flakey end to the sentence. )
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