I wish I was able ... to do something really special for my wife.

I keep hoping ...

I keep hoping ... I'm imagining that my purse got stolen

I would like...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I would like - to kick the crap of the person that stole osuche's purse

Whatever became of

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Whatever became of...respect for personal property?

When I am feeling lonely...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

When I am feeling lonely ... I curl up with a good novel and five or six pillows in bed.

Tomorro I will...

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

Tomorrow I will be a day older.

Approaching climax ...

Approaching climax ... is the most delicious state of arousal

Thinking about sex ...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

certainly gets the body thinking.

Having fun is ...

Having fun is ...something I am doing right now

Needing sex is like....

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Needing sex is like....being hungry, but more compelling.

Singing in the rain ...

is like singing in a shower fully dressed with out soap

waking up in a strangers bed is like

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

waking up in a strangers bed is like looking over and wondering who you're in bed with.....

being anal retentive is like

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

being anal retentive is like...being Rainman and Monk in one body

I enjoy fishing as much as...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I enjoy fishing about as much as sleeping on my head

I wonder as I wander..........

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I wonder as I wander... if my wanderings cause wonder.

I'll have a piece ...