02-02-2004, 10:44 AM
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Loungin' Around
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...and he ran screaming out the door. 
Too many weeks of travel...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 11:22 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Too many weeks of travel...left the condom wrapper soiled and crumpled.
Moonlight and roses ...
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02-02-2004, 11:25 AM
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Moonlight and roses ... are aphrodesiacs for some women (but not me...hate roses)
A hug from a friend...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 12:00 PM
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Just me.
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A hug from a friend ... can do wonders if you're feeling blue.
An erection a day ...
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02-02-2004, 01:06 PM
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An erection a day ... keeps the Viagra away.
A naughty picture a day...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 01:09 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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A naughty picture a day keeps my penis from turning gray.
My car is so old...
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-02-2004, 01:44 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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that if anyone steals it, they deserve what they get.
I've got underwear older than........
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02-02-2004, 02:00 PM
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SS..... (you probably) I've got underwear older than........ me !
Lighter fluid is very useful when...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 03:43 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Lighter fluid is very useful when.........................you run out of charcoal lighter fluid  ( Yes, I KNOW they aren't interchangable......I'm only finishing a sentence, not recommending it! )
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02-02-2004, 05:51 PM
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I'm really not as foolish as ... I probably seem.
On the other hand, I may be as ...
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02-02-2004, 08:45 PM
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On the other hand, I may be as ... foolish as I look.
I'm easy to please when....
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 09:48 PM
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Carpe diem
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I'm easy to please when.... you do things the way I tell you to.
After carrying her through the door ...
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02-02-2004, 09:52 PM
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After carrying her through the door he ravaged her on the entry carpet.
I look especially bright when...
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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02-02-2004, 09:54 PM
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Loungin' Around
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I look especially bright when... you compare me to a group of imbeciles.
I look especially beautiful when...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2004, 09:56 PM
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I get to see your face.
I look extremely sexy when.....
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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