*checks in her pants......nope no one eyed trouser snake in there...just the 2:dizzy:

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lilith was on the right track, but she was a little misguided...

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  W ~ Wacked out
  I ~ Internet Junkie
  L ~ Laundry Machine Guts
  D ~ Ducks as soon as I pull out the grappling hook
  I ~ Irritating, but in the good way... like when the mosquito bites remind you of the great time you had camping.
  R ~ Retinal... Oh yeah, just tell me he doesn't like to look
  I ~ Insane (C'mon Lil, how could you miss the most obvious one)
  S ~ Slings potatoes aplenty
  H ~ Harbinger of Doom!

Here's a sock in the arm for your birthday WI! I am glad to have met you and look forward to further chat room shenanigans. Have a great day and if Lil tells you that you have to go into the basement to get your present you may want to consider running... very fast.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

ps... Love the celebratory AV!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Now that what I call...having your cake and eating it too

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Aqua ~ Who else would I consider "irritating and insane" a compliment coming from?

<--- does not mean to imply that he is not irritating and insane

I'm sorry to say this out loud, but you get my jokes. I'm afraid that means you dwell on the dark side as well. And don't worry about my present being in the dungeon...I know that's where she keeps you and there's no way she's gonna give you away! Especially to me! Though I've always had a soft spot in my heart for wookies.

Thank you, for everything.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

GrrrrRROoowoaaoorrRRRR!!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Don't tease me HONEY!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Damn I keep getting bumped out of my own 3 way fantasies

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You mean we can have my kake and Lilith too?

I know which way I'm headed first on my cross country naked walk to protest England's antiquated indecency laws!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not having seen any pic-posts of you, WildIrish, I can't comment on them (thank GOD!!)....... except to say I HOPE there weren't any potatoes in them!! (You DO seem to have something of a Fetish for them!! )

I would offer ya a LOVELY Malt for your birthday....... but (a) I drank it all, and (b) I don't know that you really REALLY deserve it!!

Despite that, I have to say (so I've been told!), that as a fellow-Pixieite and Perv in good standing, I HAVE to wish you a :bday2: and also throw some your way!!

All the best on your 4387689576th birthday....... and here's to MANY more!!

Wishing you as many 's, and as much as you can handle..... my friend!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Don't worry DM, I can read between the lines very well. I know you love potatoes as much as I do!

Thanks for almost buying me a malt, I guess. And thank CA for making you wish me well! ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WHO the HELL said it was CA??

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

I just assumed it was her...because of the crush. LMAO

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
:bsex: :3:
Orgy in the chatroom to celebrate!!!

~Eliza

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

WI I would say your not getting older you are just getting better but I think we both know that would be a lie

Happy Birthday dude

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell