
01-19-2004, 11:25 AM
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Fill This Space
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: MD
Posts: 1,673
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I'm sure yall have seen this before, but it fits the thread ...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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