I'd spend a few hours playing with my boobs, then I'd be down at the pier, welcoming the sailors.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'd be asking my commander for shore leave.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Lilith---Your commander is gay!He wants you to stay on board
& be extra horny! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I would want to try anal sex as a guy. I'd masturbate most of the day, too and I'd write my name in the snow with pee!

I would like to get a blow job....

I'm tired of hearing " You have to be a man to understand" after blowing a load...LOL

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

I hear the same thing from my wife. "You have to have a pussy to know how good that feels. I can't describe it."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Never growing old through out the centuries and waking up on morning in the body of the opposite sex? Oh wait,sounds like the plot for Virginia Woolf's ORLANDO.I would find out what sex is like from the other side of the fence.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I'd go for a walk, cause I've never really understood how they can walk normally with all that between their legs, oh yeah and I've always wanted to write my name in the snow

stroke it damn... just the thought of being able to do that gets me excited I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that I would never leave my bedroom.. a bottle of lotion... and my hand.. that is all I would need

I'm sure I'll have more to add to this later, but first...

I'd like to walk around without a shirt!!!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Irish- With your luck, you'd be in the middle of your period that day.lmao

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PF---That's why I'd wear a tampon.After years,my wife finally
admitted that it's why she started wearing them.You can have
your period&still play with your clit! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Pee standing up sounds good too.

Get a blow job for sure.

I'd be a lesbien carpet muncher too.

I love it now.
I'd love it then.

first I would go to a girls gym and hang out in the shower for about 3 hours. Masturbate. Lesbian sex definitely.

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Oh what the hell