Anything that comes from someone envolved in marketing! If I want bullshit I'll buy a farm!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

"dissed" and "tight"
I want to smack my kid every time I hear him use these

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

"ohhhh mahhhhh gawddddd" i work with a woman who says that at least 15 times a day. she also says "it is sucking my will to live"

Can anyone say DRAMA QUEEN?

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

D-D-D... Drrrraaaaa... Dra-a-a-a... Dramm-m-m-m.... Drama...

Fuck it, I give. You win again, English language. Long have you thwarted me at every turn.

LMAO everyone! I absolutely agree with all above!

skip? I work with a girl who calls everyone dude.......including me! She'll say......"Hey dude, check this out".....as a preface to most every sentence!

SS......All my thoughts exactly......even the walking away and muttering part! LOL!

Scarlett........and especially when I am watching an interview!!

Oh, this is so funny.........the things that bother us!

LMAO@Uncle!

How about those people who don't want to curse and say stuff like.........."Oh, cheese and crackers"....or......."Oh fudge"?

Just spit it out people! They are only words and they might save you from that future ulcer! LMFAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

This is funny.

SS, I really agree on "y'know?" Drives me nuts, too.

Is anyone else tired of hearing, "6 Sigma?"

Y'know?

(Sorry, SS, just couldn't resist )

Well fudge me Lixy I'm always fudging saying fudge instead of the naughty word ! What's the fudging problem with me saying fudge ? wanna fudging fight about it ya fudging sexy babe ?!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

There isn't anything wrong with phat. I have a phat jacket i wear when it is really cold.

The only thing I can't stand is "ya know what I am sayin"

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Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?--Hunter S. Thompson

Fuck You Fussy!

*ducks and runs for cover*

ROFLMFAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

woo hoo anytime lixy baby !!! I would love to fudge you all night long !

Or if you were just wanting a fudging fight I'm willing as long as it requires us to get naked n roll around a bit woo fudging hoo !

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

There's only one phrase which I really can't stand:

'Not tonight darling, I'm tired'.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Noted

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

He/She Goes

Tiny Little and Big Huge

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

not some thing I hear but in chat A/S/L

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

heh heh heh I love it when some one does that in chat....cause then they get the Lilith's Rules of Ettiquette free introductory first lesson

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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