Do you know about the frog that wanted to borrow some money from the bank. He was having trouble because the banks financial officer, Mr. Pattiiwaque, didn't want to give him money when the only collateral he had was a small ivory elephant. Regardless of the frogs claims he was good for it because his Dad was Mick Jagger, the man still refused. Eventually the bank president overheard the discussion and went to see if he could help. He recognized the frog immediately but the financial officer thrust out the ivory elephant and asked about it... The president of the bank replied,

"Well, it's a knick knack Pattiwaque, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

you know ya want this pun-spewin harpy....*lixxxx and tosses ya another one for the road*

Once upon a time there was a community that was hassled by friars forcing people to buy flowers at gunpoint. The whole town was in an uproar. "What do we do?" they wondered.

The town alcoholic suggested that his cousin Hugh could rectify the situation. Sure enough Hugh took care of the problem. The moral of the story: Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

This is all VERY strange..... what am I missing?!?!

Aww, who cares...... it's kinda fun!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

missing? nothing that I know of *shrugs and heads off all innocent*

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

*tosses a tic tac at Silky and grins* do somethin bout the halitosis monkeyboy, it's startin to smell like rotten bananas on this thread..................*flashes Kitten claws and points to the dogs* go chase a greyhound Big-shoog Daddy

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

*tosses up another pun to welcome Silky when he gets online tonight*

I was walking through Smurfland. My clumsy foot stepped on something. I yelled, "Oh, no! Did I Papa Smurf?"

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."