Sorry DildoDiva's man, but I think your peom needs a little change to the end...

Happy Happy Birthday,
I really hope you came,
Happy Happy Birthday,
With good ol whips and chains,
Hope you get excited,
Hope you get a nut,
Happy Happy Birthday,
With AQUA in your butt!

Much better...

Have a super Happy Birthday Lilith! If it were possible, I'd ship myself, giftwrapped, to your door with my body positioned so my fuzzy bum was the first thing you'd see when you unwrapped me!
Hope your day is super and full of ultra hot passionate anal sex with me... er, uhm, I mean your S/O...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Happy birthday mistress Lilith, don't hurt me too much for being late

skipthisone~ thanks! you know I will

CK~ ((hugs)) *pinches your ass* btw I had birthday sex with you while you were out

horseman12~ me toooooo!!!

Fussy~ TY for being a doll!

lorri~ yup guess our dad's both had the same thing on their minds

Irish~ TY!!!!!!

Steph~ Thanks so much!

DD'sMan~ so creative!!!! cute cute cute!

Sar~ Hmmm I think I may be due for a spankin or two!

Booger~ don't remind me! I am nearly older than dirt!

gekkogecko~ *bends over and wiggles*

Aqua~ promises promises....... know what I'll be thinking about now when I blow out those candles

T-S~ not late at all but I can still beat ya if ya want

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Happy Birthday Lilith it's your day to shine.So shine brightly. Also Happy Birthday Lorri and many more.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Happy Birthday Lilith! I hope you get exactly what you deserve

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For the last time yes, I did put it in already!!!

happy birthday lilith

Happy Birthday Lil

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

happy birthday girl

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

I hope you get TONS and TONS of hugs and kisses for your Birthday!!

You just prop your feet up and have your s/o bring you drinks with little umbrellas in them...



So, what does this make you? about 29, 30? -ish?




Whatever the case, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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I'm your Huckleberry.

Kleclere~ TY I try to shine or at least glow everyday

smallguy~ I hope I DON'T ever get what I deserve

axe31~ TY sweet man!!

vampeyes~ Thanks a bunch!

south~ lmao!!!!!! that was darlin' precious cute!

incitatus~ I just read your post to my husband....LOL......and yes I am exactly 29

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Happy Birthday Lilith.. hope you have had a wonderful one

Allow me to extend my birthday wishes to you also before the day is over.

I have the handcuffs ready...just let me slip them on your wrists & leave the driving to me...

Happy Birthday Sexy Bitch!!!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Happy Birthday Lilith...I hope you get/give all the spankings you want for your birthday! LOL

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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lilith
[B]Awwwwwwww you guys are so sweet.....I could just eat you up after I tenderized you in my own special way~~~~>crack!

martian~ so sweet of you to bring this to everyone's attention.....I spent a week begging people not to say anything so report to my dungeon immediately.....hurry up!!!!! (TY it was very sweet)



Reporting as ordered!!!


How many spankings is it, anyway?

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have been led to believe. They're a wonderfully diverse bunch, though the flamboyant ones hog all the media attention."