You two is the baddest gals! thought I left you over there polishing my hog! back to work ....crack!......crack! or you don't get a ride.

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Bronzed Aussie.

Hey, if there's gonna be ANY hog-polishing to be done I'll let fzzy do it.


Here piggy. Come piggy.

*snorting wildly/hysterically...pretty sure i'm crossing SOME sort of boundaries here*







i must resist. i must resist sassing back with something smart assed about polishing the pipes and volunteering myself for THAT job...i must resist i must resist.........

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ROFLLLLLLLL .... The drop to the floor just keeps happening faster each time .... I'm trying to get back to work sir, but these images of polishing something keep dancing through my head and then the funny girl next to me, well she keeps adding other images that jump in the middle of the other images and .... uhhhh well .... guess I need a concentrated dose of uhhhhh hmmmmm something! and uh that ride you mention sir ... would I be in front or back????? LOL

*total look of innocence on my face*









*you'd NEVER know by looking at me that I'm the one that keeps poking you*


*still looking innocent and almost angelic*

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you two'd make a great double act!......hmmmm...... interesting thought!

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Bronzed Aussie.

Ya mean like vaudeville?

Cool.

fzzy, I can ride a bike no handed, train dogs, big and small, downhill ski like a maniac, do fancy origami, and whistle using two fingers AND after eating crackers....

you got any good skills we can use in our act?




By the way fzzy...aren't you supposed to be working?

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Apparently I make a great strait man .... er woman .... er....I can do a strait man too! LOL - but I usually prefer to do that without help from a sidekick and in private - LOL!!!! I can sing like a professional .... at least in my dreams ... ummmmmm there's this other thing I do with liquid, but it's hard to explain ....

Itchy and Scratchy, Martin and Lewis......Fizzy and Randy....the next big thing......uh....do you girls need a manager?....I think I could just about "manage" you two......just not at the same time.

This thing with the liquid, Fizz, it's making the coffee right?...I knew it!...........plenty of cream, if you're brewing one for me..........

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Bronzed Aussie.

Coffee ... umm yea, that's it, I'm sure I can do that ..... course, I've never done it before!!! so well, you may want to keep some cream close by in case I make it toooooo strong!!!

And RandyGal - LOL about the mixed avatar!!!!! Love it, Love it, LOVE IT!!!!

fzzy, I hope you realize that when I said "here piggy. come piggy." earlier I was simply calling Bronzedozzy's hog...


I would NEVER call another human a name...unless of course they WANTED me to tell them "how naughty they were. what a bad bad man they're being."

You know. Stuff like that.


And thrilled you aren't offended by *our* avatar.
Here's the big pic for ya, since the original by my name is a bit fzzy.
(feel free to use it too if you must!) ROTFLMAO

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You crack me up RandyG!!!! - of course I know you were calling the Bronzed man's hog .... Have you ever seen those Johnny Carson reruns with the annual hog calling contest winners doing their calls .... TOOOO funny!!! "Suuueeeey, suey,suey, pig, pig, pig, pig!!!"

I don't know if the world - or even Pixie's world is ready for two of us so intuned ..... but tough!!!! too late .... you are too funny, too wonderful, too deep ... to not call "my dear friend" hope you'll feel the same about me!

I tried changing my avatar, but I can never get personalized ones to work on my computer .... so I'm back to the usual .... I'll just have to bask in the glory of your reflected light!

AAAAActually.......

when we were kids we'd stand on the roof of grampa's barn and practice our hog callin' yells.

The hogs were SO big they scared the SHIT out of us....we called them "kid eaters" and one time I was actually chased down the gravel road by a hog...that sucker must have been 4 feet tall! OMG!!! *shiver*



OK so NOW you know about ALL my life traumas. LOL LOL



(don't even ASK me about the angry, hostile turkey or bitter ex-circus ponies on grampa's farm....it was NEVER like that in those sweet John Denver songs. LOL LOL)


Absolutely honored to call you a dear bambi-like friend to me too.

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and they all lived happily ever after....and as Bronzedozzy rode off into the sunset, by the side of the road stood two beautiful gals waving at him with just one finger........looks like I'm gonna have to polish it myself....

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Bronzed Aussie.

I was pretty sure one of us offered to lick it and spit shine that thing........

hmmmmmmm

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I'm wondering if we are both waving with one finger each or in total?????? And oh my, I guess we'll have to find another ride home!

PS - RandyGal -- I'm still on the floor from that hog calling on the top of the barn story!!!