Divinity screamed again, this time in horror, as Marcell toppled into the tub with Shane and his girlfriend. Gone now were the sounds of Wayne Newton, replaced by the sizzle of electricity and the smell of frying meat.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tex noticed the lights flicker. "Maw" he said, "There's trouble brewin in the city"

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

In the clear night outside, a caped figure swung

in the direction of Divinity's screams.

"This is a job for Souperman!"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

After the loonnggg blackout, after all the dust had cleared...Souperman stands on the pier....Neil the Shark dangling limp from his upraised arm....Double pegleg Pete lay washed up on the shore astride Inflatable Annie....Aquacop is pulling Captain Dan toward his squad car....and In the mansion high on the cliff overlooking the bay, Marcell wept at the sight of Divinity and Shane simmering in thier own Juices. At the Farm Ma handed Paw his shotgun "Better go find our Divinity Paw".

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Later that evening....after the Coroner had left with the remains of Shane and Divinity, Marcell was consoling Maw and Paw Kettle over the loss of their daughter, Divinity.

Meanwhile, Aquacop, having made several shark steaks was setting up the bar-b-que.....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Hooking up the propane, Aquacop was quite upset to find the old rusty propane tank had finally run out. Strapping on his shoulder holster, he made his way out to his car. The deep rumble of his '70 Cuda rumbled and echoed back from the nearby hillside. Heading west back into town on highway 77, he had no idea that coming up fast behind him was Tex, thundering down the road in his rust primer red Ford stepside that his Paw had bought from Henry Ford himself. His only purpose at this moment was to settle up with the varmit that killed his best ranch-hand. Hell, killed that Shane fella too.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

(lmao Aqua!)
Tex finally saw the 'cuda growing larger in his headlights. "Damn superheroes, allus a-thinkin they's better then usn's" Laying the shotgun along the door top, he bided his time....waiting for the moment his faithful ford stepside would bring him close enough to the unsuspecting Aqua....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Meanwhile, Maw is standing with her 3 other daughters, Cherry Delight, Praline and SugarTaffee .... Maw was a wummin with an awful sweet tooth (but I digress) .... discussin' which of Divinity's dresses would be best to put her in for the Wake and funeral .... the girls didn't want to waste a perfectly good dress, but Maw insisted Divinity be laid to rest proper.

Getting bored with the funeral arrangements, Praline snuck out to the barn, finding Sven, the farmhand, lying naked in the hay stroking himself. Leaning back against a post, her fingers sliding up her sides to her breasts...the nipples hardening at the sight of Sven's meat slipping thru his fist...his closed eyes seeing her not...

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Not being able to control herself, Praline shakily walks over to the fisting Sven....raises her skirts....bends her knees and....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

........and kneels between his legs and takes Sven's massive tool in her mouth. His eyes being closed, Sven had no idea he was not alone. The feeling of Praline's mouth around his member shocks him so much that he raises up swiftly and suddenly and with such force that he hits Praline in the head with his own, knocking her unconscious. Thinking he'd killed her, Sven panics....and runs out of the barn....naked, .his cock bouncing and flopping in the breeze as he runs screaming for help...............he doesn't see the rake someone left lying on the ground..........

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...............he doesn't see the rake someone left lying on the ground..........tines up...stepping on it, he is caught between the eyes and falls back, dazed and confused, moaning in pain....Praline, slowly waking, stumbles out of the barn to find Sven lying on the ground... the rake, like his tool, still pointing straight in the air...

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Meanwhile, back at the farmhouse ..... the family is gathering to commence the wake....friends and relations arriving with their own homemade brew and items to snack on when the munchies attach. Ma counts up the numbers and realizes she's missing her darling Praline .... where could the little man-crazy girl have gotten to now she wonders ...

As Maw begins searching for Praline, Tex is pulling closer to Aquacop's speeding cougar....which careens into the drive leading up to the Kettle's ranch house.....seeing Sven barely in time, Aquacop slams on the brakes, barely missing the rake and body, Tex is not so quick, swerving and skidding across the damp grass comeing finally to rest in the pig wallow... Hearing the commotion, Maw and Praline hurry to see what has happened....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

while aquacop managed to drag tex from an amourous swine, praline fell atop the stunned sven. maw seeing praline on sven decides that in the interest of family pride and considering the preacher would arrive in the morn for the burial that a wedding is in order. alternating his view between praline's luscious curves and the deep,dark,large holes of maw's o/u 8 gage sven agrees quickly to settle down.

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Meanwhile, Tex stumbles woozilly to his feet...still distraught at the death of his dear sister Divinity, picks up the rake and stumbles toward Aquacop... attempting to pull the non-existant trigger, he suddenly realizes it's not his shotgun...."What happened to my Bessie!" he cries, wondering what witchcraft could have turned his beloved side-by-side twin barrel elephant gun into a rake....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein