my bum accidentally rubbed vertically up and down against the corner of the counter top(afewdozentimes.)



it's suprisingly smooth and slippery when wet.


come now. fess up.
what piece of furniture have you been givin' it to?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

This one time...at work

I had to lean over my sewing table just at the cut out for another machine (which I refuse to let them put in because I like the room to work more freely) and the corner fit perfectly into my crotcherler region and I thought, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm that feels pretty good"!

Who'd a thunk it?



Oh...and does the shower head count as "furniture"?

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~Thomas Dewar~

I'm putting my furniture through denial training

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My work desktop, it was so hot

I have a footboard on my bed that have rounded wood post that are the perfect height for rubbing.

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My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I need some new furniture!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Between the mattresses in the bedroom.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

did you screw it to pieces?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Yes, wyndhy...I fucked my furniture to splinters.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

you're naughty.

get any in your...eh-hem...down there parts?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I don't dare pick up a splinter!

Mrs. WI wouldn't take kindly to kneeling in front of me with my cock in one hand and a pair of tweezers in the other! ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

when I was younger, I used to *ahem* "ride" the arm of an overstuffed sofa...
once I came so hard I fell off, but I did it again the next day...


WW

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So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

I'm still thinking!

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i can't say i have fornicated with any furniture, lol
i suspect it may be different for guys, yougirls sean to find interesting uses for many inanimate objects!

nice thread

does a round hairbrush handle count as furniture?

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