View Poll Results: What will you be doing tomorrow???
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Watching the final round of The Masters...I love golf!
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Golf sucks...I'd rather get myself off.
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Masters AND Masturbation...Tiger Woods makes me horny!
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04-08-2006, 09:04 AM
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Insatiable
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: WNY
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BUMP!
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04-08-2006, 09:50 AM
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gurly gurl
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reality
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Ok, I don't play golf....but I like going for a ride on the cart on the course........
Just imagine being totally alone with a sexy partner out there......
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04-08-2006, 09:59 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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No golf for me thank you, but yes to lots of masturbation. 
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04-08-2006, 11:30 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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For me golf= watching grass grow 
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04-08-2006, 02:24 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: okla.
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nope the VW Golf is to small a car to masturbate in comfortably
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04-08-2006, 02:44 PM
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arOusal art!st!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Unless you're giving personal golf lessons with a "reward system" for playing well, I'd rather be masting myself.
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04-08-2007, 07:52 PM
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Insatiable
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: WNY
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OK, bumping this now that the 2007 Masters are in the bag....
Masters or masterbation...what was it for you?
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04-08-2007, 07:58 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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How bout that!!!! We had an Iowa boy win the green jacket today. Zach grew up in Cedar Rapids, the closest "city" to where I live. I've played quite a few rounds on the course he supposedly considered his "home" course, Elmcrest Country Club. He still holds the course record there with a 61. Best I was ever able to turn in there was a 79. And yes, that was for 18 holes.
Actually didn't get to see the Masters or masturbate while it was on today but I suppose if I were to answer the poll question I would probably say both, but not because I think Tiger Woods is cute. He doesn't really do anything for me. His wife now, that's another story altogether. 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-08-2007, 08:00 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: UK
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I've had far too many golf-related things the past year or so, therefore I choose to be getting myself off, thank-you very much.
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04-09-2007, 08:26 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: okla.
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I hold my club between my thumb and forfinger nuff said!
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