Ok, I don't play golf....but I like going for a ride on the cart on the course........

Just imagine being totally alone with a sexy partner out there......

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~Tainted Love~

No golf for me thank you, but yes to lots of masturbation.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

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My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

For me golf= watching grass grow

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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nope the VW Golf is to small a car to masturbate in comfortably

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Unless you're giving personal golf lessons with a "reward system" for playing well, I'd rather be masting myself.

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OK, bumping this now that the 2007 Masters are in the bag....

Masters or masterbation...what was it for you?

How bout that!!!! We had an Iowa boy win the green jacket today. Zach grew up in Cedar Rapids, the closest "city" to where I live. I've played quite a few rounds on the course he supposedly considered his "home" course, Elmcrest Country Club. He still holds the course record there with a 61. Best I was ever able to turn in there was a 79. And yes, that was for 18 holes.

Actually didn't get to see the Masters or masturbate while it was on today but I suppose if I were to answer the poll question I would probably say both, but not because I think Tiger Woods is cute. He doesn't really do anything for me. His wife now, that's another story altogether.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've had far too many golf-related things the past year or so, therefore I choose to be getting myself off, thank-you very much.

I hold my club between my thumb and forfinger nuff said!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned