OMG, ROFLMFAO!

If he dies, it'll be with a smile on his face.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

A soft sensual yarn that I will make into a VERY lacy shawl.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

A padlock
A hasp
Another session with my accupuncture doctor

1. Two freaking huge bags of cotton candy
2. Two freaking huge foam lion claws
3. Three tickets to our first hockey game--and one of the best outings I've ever had with my children

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. PetMate Deluxe Fresh Flow water bowl for the cat - perhaps this electronic water pumping bowl will deter him from splashing the water all over the place.

2. Cat Food and Litter

3. Groceries - and a woman in front of me that noticed my all healthy food with WW bread and ice cream bars that asked me if I was doing WW and proceeded to tell me exactly how much she has lost to date.

1. The most awesome new work/non-work clothes.
2. Three new bras.
3. Three tickets on the carousel at the mall--the smiles I got from my kids made it definitely worth the cost.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. A ton of groceries
2. A new stapler
3. My clothes from the cleaners

Mushy v-day card
piece of cake
feta for Mr. Osuche's salmon salad

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. A new computer (HP Pavilon)
2. A bag of peanuts
3. A bathtub enclosure to replace the tile on the walls now.

1. New boobs
2. Bottle of coke
3. A shit load of tablets

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Jeans (one more size smaller)
Sweaters
Workout clothes

Pancakes
Sausage
$20 tip for the waitress at Denny's....on a $5 meal.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A bag of sunflower seeds
Lunch for my wife and I yesterday
A diet soda last night

Dinner for my children
A bottle of water at the gym
New clothes for the kids

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

dinner tonight
passes to Fun City
desert