You people are too funny!

Can I be so shallow as to say Pixies?

Allowing myself to be the person that thinks of her first and always. Now is that mushy or what?

uh. they're a nickle now, old man. mcdonald's burgers aren't 5 for a dime anymore and a shave and a haircut ain't two bits either.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

^^^^^That sounds interesting..

Mine? Well, I like to buy a jar chocolate frosting and put it in the fridge and eat a spoonful of it every now and then..

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

my guilty secrets include:

late night toast snacks (about 8 slices)
bacon and sausage sandwiches
convincing women to strip for me online
having sex at work
getting dirty texts or e-mails at work and going for a jerk off

when i am driving by myself on long road trips, i like to set the cruise control and masturbate. a few times i have "timed" myself to see how many miles it takes for me to climax.


my best?
















.04 mile at 55mph

NOW I remember! That's why I grew my beard.

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I guess I need to spend more time in the HI-SPEED lane.

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Last night....touching myself before he came to bed. Half of the fun was wondering if he would walk in.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty pleasures....hmmm....our new apartment came furnished, and the has this horrible couch with big poofy arms. But it's just the right height to ride...one foot on the floor, one knee on the cushion. Don't know what possessed me to try that last week, but did it while the little bullet vibe inside me was buzzing away and WOW. I've been good about keeping my panties ON so far, but even so....part of me wonders what the owners would think .

Oh, as far as food goes, there's nothing I won't do for oreos and a glass of milk. Guess I never really grew up....just got curvey .

Finding a lady who hasn't discovered the pleasures of going smooth down below. Always carry a razor with me, and I can always kiss it better if I happen to nick something tender.

I love to feel him while he sleeps... *blush*

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

Just checking in...it's still creampies. lmfao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Me, too!

hi,
Pixie's is a guilty pleasure for certain. It's great what the
imagination can do along with the written word.
Another guilty pleasure are my futile attempts at writing a story that
I consider worthy of being read by all of you. :wobble:
F_S

cumcakes on cam.