This just landed in my Inbox --- apologies if some of these have been posted before; I've skimmed out the ones I recognized immediately but I have doubtless missed a line or three... (The scary thing about this collection is that I've actually heard a lot of these put to use. The even scarier thing is how often they worked...
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PICK-UP LINES:
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Wow! Are those real?
If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) because it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you 'cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
Can I flirt with you?
I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day ... But I'm a sex machine by night!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants!
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
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