Worst Pick Up Lines
I never really did the whole club, pick up thing. I was just curious for those of you who have been there, what is the worst pick up line you have heard?
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Here's one
I have the F, C, and the K, all I need now is U.
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Oh Nubian
That is soooooooooooooooooooooo, not right! :p
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Re: Oh Nubian
To this day I can't believe that I used to hang around with guys who thought that was appropriate!
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Thats a really bad line. I never was much for going out to pick up women- when I went out, it was to do drinking- for me, alcohol and loving are two things that just dont mix!
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Well, here's another
The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my house and spread the word. :D :D
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I never used pickup lines but one that I heard was:"If I told you
that you had a nice body;would you hold it against me?"I never could believe that anyone was stupid enough to fall for them or use them but some of them are funny! Irish |
How about
"Are your legs tired? You've been running around in my mind all night!" |
well... not one that I heard in a bar, but one that was on a
"10 worst list" that happened to stick in my head.. "You wanna f***, or should I apologize?" |
Posted by buddy;in another thread."If I died and went to Hell;at
least I had a little bit of heaven in my face." Irish |
Actually heard in a dance club one night...
Those clothes would look great in a pile at the end of my bed.
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That hair looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I would be cumming too
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Oh My
Those ARE horrid.......... :D
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I'd love to get into your pant's
[come back] And what would i do with two arseholes Oz line, Do you fuck,Sheila. reply, Not till i met you,you smooth talking basterd |
There are many variations on this one:
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants! |
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