In honor of this most auspicious occasion ...

PF AND JILL

PF and Jill went up the hill,
She to fetch some water,
But PF lingered just behind,
To see if he could spot her.

Sure enough her short ol' skirt,
Revealed some light blue panties,
And when he drooled she offered them,
Because that was his fancy.

Then PF fell down and broke his crown,
But Jill came running after,
And with a pair of lacy thongs,
Bound his wound with laughter.

PF was feeling better now,
With some panties in his hands,
And his head felt really super,
With the thong's elastic bands.

What has this to do with celebrating,
PF's ol' anniversary ...
Believe me, two pairs of sexy panties
Don't just make him thirsty.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, PF!!