08-07-2006, 06:02 PM
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Q - What do the Rolling Stones and petty criminals have in common?
A – Sweet and Sour.
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08-10-2006, 05:46 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Q - whats that on your balls?
A - to infinity and beyond
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08-13-2006, 05:55 AM
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Q – At what volume does my son play his music?
A – A catfight.
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08-13-2006, 06:23 PM
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Easy tiger
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Q. What is the correct term for two pussies bearing down on each other?
A. There is no spoon.
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08-13-2006, 06:26 PM
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Q - as we are sleeping spoons, i guess thats a spoon i can feel?
(nb i am imagining IWM saying that btw!)
A - only in Alabama
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08-13-2006, 06:39 PM
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Q – Where would you expect to find the city of Mobile?
A – power cord
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08-14-2006, 04:38 PM
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gurly gurl
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What is that thing you plug the computer into?
A- six inches
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08-14-2006, 04:45 PM
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Q - what would you like me togive you for your birthday?
A - harder
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08-14-2006, 09:24 PM
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gurly gurl
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How would you explain yourself when getting aroused?
A-purple
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08-15-2006, 04:39 AM
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Just me.
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Q. What color is a "People Eater"
A. Home
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08-16-2006, 11:38 AM
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Q - click yer heals Dorathy, now where is there no place like?
A - an elephant
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08-16-2006, 03:12 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Q - What has a better memory than me?
A - A sweet scent
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08-16-2006, 05:28 PM
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Q - what does an elephant have better than me today? (where's the bath!)
A - Aphrodite
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08-17-2006, 03:44 AM
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Just me.
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Q - Who did Zeus call his little princess?
A - Semen
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08-17-2006, 04:59 PM
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Q – What do you find in a “ship of the desert” after a long trek?
A – Baked beans.
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