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This is the answer... but what was the question... and what is the next answer?
example: Answer = Dung let your imaginations run riot, but how about... Question = Whats brown and sounds like a bell? OK here goes, Answer: cheese sauce... so whats the question? |
Q - What thick, warm, sticky fluid is full of protein and smells of cheese?
A - Slippery when wet |
Q - Why is it so hard to play with rubber duckies in the tub?
A - A glass of wine. |
Q - what is a smaller version of a bottle of complaints?
A - forplay |
Q. Why do people like sex toys?
A. Sunshine |
Q - what do you seen when i bend down?
A - arsenic |
Q – What element is best left INSIDE your computer?
A – Elastic waistband |
Q - What item was voted the worlds most useful invention by the "Royal Society of Handstanders with Gastric Flu"?
A - 6 inches |
Q - What do you call a ruler that's only taken half seriously?
A - Dry socks |
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Quote:
Q - what might you need to do after hastily finding a kleenex substitute! A - 7 8 9 |
Q: What numeric sequence best describes the half dozen horny guys plus one who want to satisfy an equal number of ladies plus two?
A: My tongue |
Quote:
Q - what has the cat got? A - pink |
Q - What was Floyd's first name?
A - Sweet chocolates and brandy |
Q-What will be a sure way to get in IWM's pants?
A-- whips and chains |
Q. If sticks and stones may break my bones, what excites me?
A. Two peas in a pod. |
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