Not sure if this is dumb or someone just who isn't smart:

Okay, I work for Kroger and when you call my store you get an automated answering thing, where they give you choices, ya know push 1 for deli, 2 for floral..so on and so forth till it says push 0 for customer service (Which is where I work) and I had somone call me the other day and when I picked up asked me if this was the pharmacy! The PHARMACY!!! Do these people not understand the way it works!? I don't get it!

A long time ago I also had somone ask me if I could transfer them to splashtown (water amusment park type place for those who don't know, which is also located across town from the store i was currently at the time)

Oh oh and my friend she got a prank call one time where some guy was saying he was wearing her underwear and she asked him if her husband liked the way he looked in them, lol he then proceeded to hang up on my friend

Ok, I think I'm done now

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*Purrs*

A friend of mine recently told me she heard this from a classmate. I asked her if she replied, "Yeah, and you would be cute if you lost some asshole?"

She hand't, but she said she'd keep that in mind.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Here's a moldy oldie........

"You're drunk.....again???"

To which you can reply.......

"Yeah...I'm drunk again! So what! You're ugly.......and I'll be sober in the morning"!!!!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Ok here is my pet peeve from when I was in college.

During a particularly bad date, one girl said to me that she knows I would make a great husband and father becuase as an engineer I will make a lot of money.

I replied "You'd make a great mother with the great set of tits you have."

Two years later my ex-fiancee's friend/lesbian lover makes a similar comment.

Oh then there is the time I worked with a girl at McDonald's who said she would only date guys with a six pack. I said I would only date girls with a C cup or bigger.

And one more stupid comment:

"Well I don't think women should be drafted. I mean who will take care of all the babies if women all went to go fight a war"

-A feminist in college who demanded equal rights, but still saw nothing wrong with selective service.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.