What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard said?
 

I was at my Dad's 60th when my grandfather said to an old friend of the family...

..."wow, you've gotten fatter since I last saw you"

How do you come back from that?

His comment!!

"...I'm old, I can get away with saying things like that"

The woman went home crying.

Awwwww! *hugs the woman* LOL!

As to what I've heard.....

How long can this list be? Do I have to mention names or nicks? JK about that one!

One thing that comes to mind (and this is not the capper of them all....mind you)....is when I got in an accident and I actually said to a kind hearted passerby at his offer to help....."Could you please help me push my truck out of this ditch"? To which he replied........."Honey! That's the least of your problems......*points a finger under my truck*.....Your driveshaft is on the ground and the frame is bent and your spare tire is rolling down the street"!

Talk about shock and stupidity!

In some countries it is ok to call a person "fat" Like a nick name..won't try it in Canada or the US tho...

In some organizations it's protocol too SQ! Like the mafia....and "Fat Tony"! LOL!

*runs away before the tomatoes can fly*

when i first started workin at jc pennys the old woman in the department over asked me if i was
"pregnant or just plain fat"
thank god i was pregnant but she didnt know that when she asked!!!!! when jeeping and i were in the shoppete a few weeks back a friend that haddnt seen us in a while asked him "he man they got u on the fat boy program yet" talk about rude! hes not gained but a few pounds either lol

~nikki~

" Putting a Super Walmart here won't cause any neighborhood, traffic, or environmental problems.":rolleyes:

the dumbest thing i have said was while i was having sex i called out someone elses name #-o

the stupidest thing I have ever heard:

"He didn't pay child support for the 3 children he had before I got pregnant, but I thought he would with the 3 he had with me" DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What does THIS button.............."!! :)

Following along the lines of Jenna's statement...." I love my children. I am gonna get off drugs and get my baby back(#5)." to which the judge asked, " can you tell us the location of your 4th child then?", " I don't know" she replied.

Said to me about a year ago, before my weight "adjustment"

"How come a chick with such a great ass has such little tits?"

I almost bit him. (I was in a position to cause GREAT damage and pain, i.e. my mouth was full)

Wanda

I can't help but think......... you SHOULD have!! Cheeky sod! :)

DM

"I do!!!!!"

By a TV comentator of a snooker match "For those of you viewing in black and white, it's the one behind the blue."

Sign on a poultry store window....

" CHICKEN FINGERS $6.99"

person sitting next to me in the car ....

"WTF..CHICKENS DON'T HAVE FINGERS"