How many dead light bulbs does it take to make a knock-knock joke?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

AVON, your doorbell's fucked!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Knock ... er ... knock ... er

Who's there?

A nice set of knockers

All this knocking is giving me a damn headache!!!!


Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Les...
Les who?
Les hear another knock knock joke!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

mama take this badge from me
i can't use it anymore
it's getting dark too dark to see
feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

mama put my guns in the ground
i can't shoot them anymore
that cold black cloud is comin' down
feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

"you just better start sniffin' your own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive"

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
(repeated several times)

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.